Terri Aggro      Mansfield, Nottinghamshire

Hagthorn Witch


My sisters and I call them ‘hagthorn’, ‘quickthorn’ or ‘whitehorn’. Here they are simply known as ‘hawthorn’. There is no romance in these people’s language. I use the berries and flowers for vinegar [tart and fruity], jellies [eat with oatcakes to help with digestion] and wines and liqueurs [you know what they lead to!] Today I am collecting for a poultice. I will pulp the cuckoo beads and place them on his skin. They will help remedy his soreness, his inflammation. I will drink a hawthorn tincture to help with the homesickness; then I will move with more ease in this place. This blighted, injured place.


Police beatings and arrests; union meetings suppressed; scabbing; evictions. People eat the thinnest soup I have ever seen and the strike goes on. Families sieve coal from the slag-heaps or hack down the trees for firewood. These hawthorns will soon go and I will have to walk much further afield for my medicines. These are not my people and I know in the next county my family still live among oaks, limes and rowans.


He has been let home. He sleeps in his chair or stands in silence in the yard. Come evening he will be called for and off he will go. I take the hot kettle and pour water into the tin bath. He strips and lets me bathe him. His toughened skin is gnarled and bark-like. Blue scars criss-cross his arms and legs, like skeletons of leaves. After I dry him I apply the poultice to where it hurts the most. He winces but holds a smile for my benefit. He places a strong hand on the back of my neck. Sorry for all this, he says. I should never have brought you here. I came gladly, I say. I am your wife.


Evening comes and he is gone. A meeting somewhere. I drink the tincture and go for a walk. Rows of terraced houses: Pretoria Road, Empire Street and Victoria Avenue. From somewhere beyond the backs I hear the banging on a door, dogs barking, angry voices and crying. Behind The Welfare there are tents. Women stand like statues in the mist, staring into nowhere. Some are holding babies or have children clinging to their sides.

The tonic begins to take effect. I am becoming so lightheaded I almost float out of the village. Darkness descends. The pit head fades to a silhouette but I know where I am. The musty, acrid aroma of hawthorn trees fill my senses. They stand like sentinels on either side. I hear animals creeping in the ferns; owls calling each other. I easily find the tree I feel the closest to; laden with berries, covered with the sharpest spears. Guided mostly by touch, I collect thorns from the tree and create a mini grove. Then I sit inside the protective circle, bringing forth incantations of passion and curses upon the foe.

Lena Merman

Preston, Lancashire


Islander Court of Public Opinion


Two months icebound on the island, so ready for the spring melt and resumption of regular ferry service.


We count around 400 of us and exactly one public gathering place, the Wharfside. The pub is everyone’s second family room. Makes sense considering how many of us are inter-related. Non-drinkers end up passing the hours down there too. Cards and board games, cross-words. The couple who own the pub went to extraordinary measures to stock the place ahead so the island didn’t dry out during the seasonal supply drought.


Not to say we’re absolutely confined and cut off. Our mail carrier ventures to the mainland on a snowmobile twice a week. Government regulations bar him from letting anyone ride along, but if you have a solid reason, he’ll break the rule. Sixteen winters of this routine and he’s still perfect at steering around holes and open rifts. Most people won’t try it alone—too many previous mis-judgements. Even he won’t go at night though.


The Coast Guard lands their helicopter on Lookout Hill in the lot behind the post office if someone has a medical emergency. It happened three times so far this Winter. Heart attack, stroke, chain-saw accident. Those Coasties get ‘em up and out on the double-quick, true professionals.


I wouldn’t be surprised if someone has a betting pool on the season’s helicopter visits total at the pub. Okay, I mean there is indeed a pool and I wagered twenty bucks that we’ll see them two more times this winter.


You hear about the differences in our ways, but this place is the same modern world everyone else lives in. Mostly. It’s not like we don’t have TV here. And internet.


Our more minor medical patch-ups come from asking Dr. Google what to do. You know, if Mayo Clinic’s website says you probably have scurvy, start eating more fruit. So many fixes are rooted in common sense.


Last month our local controversy was that someone or someones consumed a large number of apples from  a common cold storage area. Stop the presses. Right? Suddenly every laid up fisherman was an arm chair detective. Mend mackerel nets, consume spirits, find the diabolical apple thief. High drama.


So they put their heads together and pooled clues until one of them worked out that I was their suspect. I thought about pushing back against it, but the island is small. I ended up admitting it. Now nobody believes I’m sorry. They let me make restitution and then they didn’t wire the sheriff’s department about it.


I’ve tried to make it up to everybody, but only my friend Starla will speak to me when I’m in The Wharfside. She ate half the apples, but I didn’t rat her out. I know a lot about Starla and she knows more about me.


Why spread the misery? It’s simpler when everyone has a single common target for their disdain.


It seems like eating is such a small sin to be frozen out for. That’s island court.


Nobody is more eager than me to see that ice go out.


Todd Mercer


Grand Rapids and Antrim County, Michigan USA

Storybook Cottage



“Get small,” someone whispered in Benny’s ear. “Time to get small.”


Benny woke the next morning and called an acquaintance he knew from the pub, a guy who works in real estate. This was before the morning coffee water boiled.


“I’m selling my worldly belongings. I want to get into one of those super-small houses. Me and Marla want to.”


“How did you convince her?”


“Well, I haven’t told her yet.”


The realtor acquaintance, rubbing sleepies from his eyes and heaping regret atop last night’s tequila detects dollars in it. He agrees to take Benny around to a few homes the size of food trucks, or smaller. One’s a U-haul trailer with skylights cut in.


At breakfast Marla makes Benny Bob Evans sausage and hash browns, exactly how he orders them at Waffle House: scattered, covered and smothered, topped and chunked. Benny thanked her as he tucked into his vein-damming death-wish. When he gets too scared to eat like this one day, that’s how he’ll know youth is over.


He says, “Thanks, baby.”


“You’ve got it good,” she counters. Because right off the top, here’s a woman who will spend an entire bag of shredded cheese on a man’s hash browns. If necessary. As long as he treats her right.


“Oh, yeah. I do. You’re right,” Benny said, not normally imaginative, in favor of the straightest words between two points. “But Marla, let me tell you, I, uh, decided to build one of those little bitty houses.”


“That’s the craziest thing a man ever said to me, Benny.”


“Yeah, okay. I’m doing that. And I want you to move in with me.”


“Maybe,” she said. “How small are we talking? I need my closets.”


He wanted it spartan, utilitarian. Marla countered with large enough to be charming. He envisioned a basic toilet, a stove, a bed. She almost later wished she hadn’t move in when she saw the shoebox he’d signed a mortgage on. Marla took a breath and plunged in.


It was a novel situation to them. At first. They’d lay on their backs in bed and touch all four walls at once. Benny was so happy. They paid two hundred a month. Golden.


Then it snowed for four months, nearly continuously. There was no more Alone Time. Pacing, when it occurred, was four or five steps. Five short strides in four natural paces—a lesser-known clave rhythm. By month three of that, they each dreamed of doing terrible things to the other one to double space and maximize quiet.

It was not a positive dealio at all by then.


Early in the month four they started saying their murder fantasies out loud. Some days Benny hoped she would catch him sleeping and just finish it. Either way is fine when you are in a little bitty house.


At snowmelt they sold the place to other idealists and bought a rambling Second Empire mansion. Six bedrooms, no more mention of the loose blizzard talk. Happy ever after, amen.

Todd Mercer


Grand Rapids and Antrim County, Michigan USA

Censorship in Beijing Suburbia


“Welcome home, Mr. Qin.” A female robotic voice blurted as a green beam of light scanned across Qin’s face. 


The front door of a suburban tower in Beijing opened, revealing a small studio apartment.


As Qin sauntered in, the same robotic voice reemerged from the overhead speakers. “Mr. Qin, may I please remind you that relevant authorities have strict guidelines on correct coverage of labor protests? Should I recite the parts that are relevant for your next assignment?”


“Thanks for the reminder.” Qin, holding back his annoyance, looked up at the ceiling, “You don’t need to get so nosy about my work. I’ve been doing this for years. I know where the red line is.”


Qin knew that being an independent journalist in China would not be easy, but he wanted people to know that not everyone benefited from the country’s economic boom. But he would have never figured out that the government found a way to monitor his work with everyday conveniences.

“Great, Mr. Qin, you shouldn’t work so hard. I am going to reserve a taxi for you for 8 am tomorrow so that you can go directly to the factory for your interviews.” The female voice pipped, “Let me also fill the bathtub with hot water. Surely you’d like a hot bath today?”

“Thanks, sometimes I really wonder if you could read my mind,” Qin quipped as he nonchalantly scrolled through his phone. 

Xiaochen Su



Loads Of Places


Tell me again, what were the three of you doing at the lake?

Climbin trees and stuff.




Get any eggs?


Still got them?

No, broke in mi pocket. Chucked em.

And ratting. With what?

Pellet gun.



Kill any?

A few.

What did you do with them?

Just left em.

Shoot any ducks?

Not allowed to. Warned about it, big time.

By Big Ronnie.

Ronnie Jenson?

Yeah. Big Ronnie.

And that’s where you both last saw Ricky, by the lake?



What was Ricky doing when you last saw him?

Like I said before, e went for a slash.


In wood.

Just a slash?

Maybe a dump, dunno.

What did he say before he went in the wood?

E said e was guin for a slash.

Did he mention wanting a dump?



How come you didn’t try to find him when he didn’t return?

Thought e’d gone off ome or summat.

Why did you think that?

Well, e’s a mardy arse. Loses is temper over nowt. Dun’t e?

Yeah. Over nowt.

How come you’re friends, then?

Not, really.

So why knock about together?

Well, e likes our gun and we liked is dog.


Cos e’s ours now, aren’t you Gunner?

This is Ricky’s dog?

Was. Yeah, Gunner.

Good boy, good boy. That’s it, settle down.


Yeah, it’s like a joke name. Gunner catch some rabbits. Know what I mean?

How come it’s now your dog?

Er, Ricky said e was sick of it. Wanted a bigger ‘un.

An Alsatian, like coppers ave.

When did he give it to you?

Before e went for a slash.

Or a dump.

Did Gunner put up a struggle, when you tried to lead him home?

No, e was as appy as Larry. Weren’t you boy, ey?

Ricky used to beat im.

And kick im.

Why, is he viscous or something?

Ricky is, not Gunner.

Dead viscous.

Okay, can you explain why there’s a rope around his neck?


No, Gunner’s.

Oh, we were just gunner take Gunner for a walk.

When you showed up.

Why the rope, though?

Aven’t ad chance to buy a lead, yet.

It’s Sunday, anyhows. Shops r’shut round ere.

He’s doing a lot of whining.

Probably needs a slash.

Or a dump.

You do know Ricky hasn’t been home for more than twenty four hours? His mother is sick with worry.

So y’said.


Alright, but is there anywhere you think he might be, where he might have come to some harm?

Well, there’s slurry pit.

And old mine shaft near slurry pit.

And railway lines near mine shaft.

And tunnels near railway lines.

And brickyard near tunnels.

Loads o places.


I see. And Ricky knows them all?


Which is the most dangerous?

All of em are dangerous when yer on yer own.

Defo, if yer on y’tod.

Okay, okay. Think again. What else were you doing at the lake? Was Big Ronnie there?

Theo Curtz

Castleford, West Yorkshire




Even on a cold morning like this, Robyn rises before the alarm rings. In the near dark she is already flitting from room to room, softly humming as she goes. She places the kids’ clean shoes and clothes at the ends of their beds. Always busy, I hear her in the kitchen preparing packed lunches and pouring cereals into bowls. She brings a cup of tea to my bedroom. ‘Morning mother,’ she in says in her kind, tuneful way. ‘Did you sleep well?’ She wakes the kids with kisses, whispers and a nursery rhyme: ‘There’s no time for napping, no time to lose, you’ll never start if you don’t begin.’ When they leave for school she has them all in chorus. I hear them take their singing down the path and out into the street.


Robyn returns with stuff from the food bank and my medicines. We keep to the kitchen to stay warm. She helps me into my chair near the heater and we listen to my favourite radio station, the one with tunes on it. As she peels the vegetables for the casserole she duets with the singers. Always in tune, Robyn can harmonize with the vacuum cleaner and make it stick.


Come our ciggie time, we sit on the back door step and brave the cold. Although the sun is out there is little warmth in it. We listen to the birds singing across the yards. I think that’s a robin, probably calling for a mate, she says.  Is there one answering? I ask. I can’t hear one, she says.


After lunch she leaves me to sleep and goes off to one of her cleaning jobs. When I wake up the house is very quiet. From the kitchen I can even hear the upstairs clock ticking, the one in her room.


Music only returns when everyone comes home. Grandchildren, excitable and emotional, fill the void of silence from tea time to bath time. Then when it’s time for bed, Robyn reads them stories; each character deserving their own particular voice. And then it’s time for lullabies. Babies no longer, but they can’t resist their mother’s lilt: ‘Lay thee down now and rest, may thy slumber be blessed.’


Tonight Robyn washes my hair as I sit in the bath. ‘South Pacific’ is one of our favourite musicals and so we sing together, ‘I’m Gonna Wash That Man Right Out Of My Hair’. Through the rinse we laugh and chirp, ‘Waste no time, weep no more, show him what the door is for. Rub him out of the roll call and drum him out of your dreams!’ She tweets happily but it won’t last.


First to rise and last to bed, that’s Robyn. When, at last, I’m tucked up in bed, I listen to her tip-toe along the landing. She closes down the day. Lights out and the big bedroom door is gently shut. Eventually it comes: a low murmur, quite tuneless; always her tearful prelude to silence.


Jools Belfitt

Langho, Lancashire



Stinging Nettle Day


Sting or be stung. By the time I reach school I already have bumpy, white blisters all over my legs and arms. I was ambushed by the gang near the bridge and felt their keen nettles on my flesh. But I wasn’t unprepared; I had picked a lovely, big stinger from the dykeside and wielded it to great effect. Look at them now, with their throbbing faces and sore necks. However, they are smiling through their pain, for come playtime they expect revenge. You can tell some of children have already had enough, even though they have their weapons hidden in their desks. They are afraid and so they should be, for this is Stinging Nettle Day, hooray!


Out in the playground and it’s every boy and girl for themselves. I get cornered by my foes and am needled on my ears and nose but I roll out from my position, striking the backs of their calves . Praise be for short trousers! Some of the younger children are in tears and want to stop, but the melee continues even when the teacher blows his whistle and shouts at us. We will be punished; we were last year; but what could hurt more than a hundred nettle stings; oh glorious, sore delight!


Now the confiscation, the caning and the licking of wounds. A time for healing and an assembly to help us think about our behaviour. I think about hometime and the tall spikers outside the school gates; the resumption of hostilities; the settling of scores. But because I am considered the chief ringleader, I am kept back for ten minutes at the end of the afternoon.


Alas, the street is now empty, so I leave the nettles alone. Bad mistake, for as I pass Hangman’s Oak I see my greatest enemy charging at me with a fistful of barbed leaves. It is Gertie Schofield and she comes like a banshee from across the green. I run until my lungs are fit to burst but she is taller than me and is getting within striking distance.


We stop, pant and glare. She has me cornered. I can only escape through the bank of nettles by the common gate. I turn to look. I’m thinking, would their terrible stings be preferable to hers? You daren’t, she says. You daren’t, says I . Try me, she says. With that, I run straight into them, not expecting her to follow. But here she is at my heels. She has managed to grab hold of my collar and is pulling me down into the burning, acid ground. We are rolling over and over each other. Her skirt is up past her waist and I can feel her her hot, raw legs on mine. She finally pegs me down and her mad, victorious eyes are piercing. We are both on fire. Our poisoned skin should make us weep, but the agony only makes us laugh, for there is also great pleasure penetrating this pain!

Thelma Littler

Witheridge, Devon


A Winter’s Tale


Daya enjoys volunteering at the charity shop and spends as much time there as possible. She enjoys the work and the socialising; but most of all she likes being warm. It’s the same with the citizens advice and the job centre; they’re also quite toasty. Currys is her favourite shop. Daya likes to wander around the electrical appliances in the warmth and watch the silent TVs.


Daya’s friend is Alma with arthritis.  Alma spends most days in the park hothouse with the palms and the parrots or else sits in the corner cafe until her coffee goes stone cold. She spends as much time away from her flat as possible. It’s not just the damp, but she fears the bailiff will turn up again with another warrant from the magistrate. Last time, he had a locksmith, a dog handler and a gas fitter with him and between them they stormed into the flat and fitted a pre-payment meter. Shocking, it really was.


The two friends’ favourite TV programme is ‘Neighbours’. Australia looks a nice, hot country even in winter. They usually watch the omnibus edition together on Sunday mornings when they both get back from church. Neither of them are believers but they go to All Saints because it has central heating and the service lasts a long time. They do lots of things together even though they’d rather do some things alone; it just saves on the energy bills, y’know.


Like now, for instance. Daya is at Alma’s. She checks the slow-cooker one more time. She has learnt that slow-cookers use less electricity than a hob. The pork, lentil and barley casserole is done. The discount meat is tender enough to be chewed. Together they share the hot food. ‘Eat or heat’ is something they fully understand.


But they do have their electric heated fleece, which cost them £40 from Aldi. They snuggle together, safe in the knowledge that it only uses 100 watts even at its highest setting, so they get ten hours of heat for one unit of electricity. On cold nights the friends have even slept together. Last Sunday it was so cold they stayed in Daya’s bed most of the day and listened to the radio. Alma doesn’t like pop music and Daya can’t stand classical so they listened to Radio 4. The wireless uses a lot less electricity than the TV, which is a shame, it really is.

As Alma carefully fills the kettle with just enough water for two cups of coffee, Daya switches on the TV. The ‘Neighbours’ theme tune is playing:  ‘Neighbours, Need to get to know each other. Next door is only a footstep away!’ Then they hear the meter click. The emergency electric has activated itself. Daya knows neither Alma nor herself can afford the luxury of any TV today and so switches it off. Instead, they both direct a cold stare at the blank telly and imagine Australia; its hot weather and healthy, tanned bodies.

Lena Merman

Preston, Lancashire


A Vintage Year


Next up, a 1947 Cheval Blanc. Slanee uncorks the bottle and pours us both a drink. A mug each. Mm, not bad, but a bit dry. Slanee adds a little cider to hers. Much better, she says. I drain my mug and then clean my palette with a can of lager. The baby is crying for its milk. Okay, okay it’s coming! Can’t get enough to drink, the greedy little sod.


We’ve inherited a case of vintage wine from Slenee’s Uncle Brian. Her mum’s teetotal, poor bitch, and so has passed it on to us. Who was Uncle Brian? I ask. A fat, rich perv with groping hands, she tells me.  Let’s raise a toast to his health, I say. He’s dead, soft lad, she says. The baby is wailing again. Hey, greedy guts, I told you it’s coming, didn’t I?


Yesterday at the  library we were reluctantly allowed a computer. We did some of that researching stuff and found out that we’re sitting on top of a small fortune. For example, a bottle of 2009 Chateau Latour is worth £9,900. We had three of those before the weekend and still have one unopened, I think. If we can manage to flog what’s left we’ll be well minted. We’ll be able to pay the rent, heat the house and even get the baby some powdered milk instead of the semi-skinned. Maybe get the social off our backs, at long last.


Bilge is here now. He tells us he knows a bloke down Slayton Street who can shift the gear for us if he’s allowed to choose a bottle for himself. No probs, says Slanee. Here, take one for yourself. Cheers, says Bilge, choosing an 1812 J.S. Madeira Terrantez. He goes into the kitchen, returns with an empty milk bottle, cracks open the wine and pours it in. He drinks half a pint straight off. A bit rich, he says. I offer him my lager. Here, I say, rinse it down with this. Much improved, he says, but why is the baby crying? It’s always crying, I tell him. Is it yours? he asks. How do I know? I say. Course it’s yours, laughs Slanee. Can you hear him, Bilge? What a knobhead! Bilge tries to pacify the baby with its dummy but it spits it out and turns up the volume. Spirited little bugger, aren’t you! says Bilge.


After a couple more bottles we tire of the wine and go looking for some other stuff but to our disbelief there’s nothing else in the house, not even any aftershave lotion. So we take the last three bottles out of the case. That’s one each, y’know. I get an 1855 Grand Cru Classe Paulliac. I think that’s what it says on the label. Oh, if I have to, I say, and start to neck it. I notice Slanee and Bilge are asleep and I begin drifting too, despite that noise coming from somewhere in the room.

Beryl From The Block

Thwing, East Yorkshire

Coming, Ready Or Not


Jimmy is hiding in the long grass in Mrs Ashman’s garden. He can hear Peter at the lampost, finishing his counting. Fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, nineteen, twenty. Coming, ready or not! The air is sticky and itchy fly things, which have dropped down with the air pressure, bother his face. He decides to cut across the lawn and hide behind the shed but Mrs Ashman spots him. She bangs on the window and Jimmy can tell her muffled voice is shouting something not nice. He sneaks out onto the street hoping Peter won’t see him but there he is. Ha! Tig, got you!


Billie chooses to hide behind the coal bunker at number eleven but changes her mind when she sees Mrs Hindmarsh coming the other way with a basket full of washing. Mrs Hindmarsh shouts to someone in the house about what a bleedin’ waste of her time that was. Billie doesn’t hear anyone reply and its only at that moment she realises it is spitting with rain. She backtracks a little, sees that both of her brothers are now seeking her out and bobs between the old garage and a skip. However, there’s two snoggers already there. He has a hand up her blouse and she is rubbing the thing in his trousers. Billie has seen her brothers’ things at bathtime and wonders why anyone would want to play with a boy’s disgusting bit. They do not see her and she nimbly moves on.


Jimmy and Peter both think their sister will be hiding behind a car, as usual. They hunt in pairs. Red car, no. Blue car, no. White car, no. In the black car they see Mr and Mrs Allport through a cloud of cigarette smoke. He is talking loudly and she has mascara running down her face. A sudden peal of thunder makes them look up and while they do Billie races past them. Can’t tig me, she laughs. They chase her as fast as they can and Jimmy tigs Billie just as she stretches out to touch the lamppost. Got you! No, you didn’t! Yes, I did, liar! You’re a liar, loser! I won, you know I did, so you’re a loser!


Another thunderclap, much nearer now,  stops their argument. Then they hear their mother’s voice calling from the door. Billie, Jimmy, Peter! Come in now! You’ll get soaked if you don’t come in! Can you hear me? Billie, Jimmy, Peter!


It is no longer just drizzling. Bigger and bigger raindrops start to cover the street, until there are more dark places than light places. Their house is barely more than a hop, skip and jump away but the children know they won’t make it. Lightning flashes and the shower wave moves towards them faster than any car can. They remain where they are and become instantly drenched; clothes and hair clinging to their small, sodden frames. Their mother barely manages to see them, so hard is the rain that comes.


john e.c.

Hull,  East Yorkshire


New To The Street


We arrived one washday Monday. Laundry danced on the lines along the back streets. Sheets, shirts, knickers and vests; all as white as the clouds racing across a sky scrubbed as clean as a front doorstep.


In the following weeks I also hung the washing out, while the baby slept in the pram in the yard. Women in headscarves came to inspect my cleanliness. They stood outside the gate, nodding and whispering. Three weeks in and one of them plucked up the courage to speak to me and was astonished to find I spoke the same language. She came back the next day with some baby clothes as a gift; worn but ironed and smelling fresh.


I told my husband about this when he arrived home from the factory. In the evening he read aloud a passage from Jeremiah: ‘And seek the peace of the city whither I have caused you to be carried away captives, and pray unto the Lord for it: for in the peace thereof shall ye have peace.’


To make extra money I washed and ironed laundry for those who cared not to do it for themselves, mostly single men. Unlike the women I’d made acquaintance with, these men didn’t want to engage in any conversation beyond formalities. One of them liked to lock me into his stare; and couldn’t stop his pasty grin from becoming a mocking smile. He always laughed to himself as he turned to leave and spat at the gate before walking down the backs. My husband said he recognised him from the workplace; he was one of those who had started spitting on the shop floor whenever a newcomer passed by. On hearing this, I refused his laundry. He was obliged to turn and take his filthy grimace and clothes back home.


Despite this upset, I began to feel more comfortable in the neighbourhood. I was served courteously at the corner shop and people who had seen me before no longer stared in the street but nodded politely or said hello. I was even invited into a few kitchens for cups of their sugared, milky tea.


Unfortunately the day came when any neighbourliness on their part came to count for very little. One Monday morning, as I was scrubbing some collars at the sink, I heard the baby begin to cry. I stepped outside and noticed the gate was wide open. I quickly lifted her from the pram to check whether she was alright. She was, but dripping from her cheeks was an unmistakable, spumous, white liquid.


Oh how we wept, my husband and I. And as the pale day faded and evening drew on, his face began to shine with deep, black indignation. Through gritted teeth he read from the Psalms: ‘O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us. Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.'

Lena Merman

Preston, Lancashire




Birthday Boy


Zane got up early, woke his mother and opened his cards and presents. Before leaving for school he asked, ‘Am I still having a birthday party?’ ‘Of course,’ she said, and kissed him.


Deansy dragged himself out of bed and walked to school rather than drive. By the time he arrived he was gasping for a drink. He drained a glass of cold water before making himself a strong, black coffee. The Head caught Deansy in the corridor and politely reminded him that his reports were overdue and that the progress data he had handed in didn’t correlate and would he do it again, thank you. Escaping to the classroom, Deansy hunted out the paracetamols in his desk drawer.


Zane was very happy to be seven years old. His over-excitement spilled over into uncharacteristic behaviour. His misdemeanours included squeaking his armpits, flicking counters in maths, whistling in assembly and hand wrestling a friend during prayers. Deansy scolded him several times.


By lunchtime Deansy’s head thumped. The little sods had run him ragged. They always do when you’re tender, he reflected. Back in the staffroom he absorbed more coffee and ignored his cheese sandwich. The Deputy gently warned him that she would be popping in tomorrow to observe his English lesson. Then he was called out to break up a fight between some his boys, one being Zane Williams; something to do with a rescinded invite to  Zane’s birthday party. After this, Deansy went straight to the men’s room and hid in the lavvy, like he often did after a mid-week bender. Just before the bell, he was accosted in the hall by the Maths Lead, who quietly asked whether he’d remembered the moderation meeting after school. He hadn’t.


Once the afternoon session got started it didn’t take long for Zane to stop licking his wounds and resume annoying Deansy. Firstly, he glued pictures of animals onto his own cheeks instead of into his book and next cut a piece of his own hair. But the crunch came when he held his finger under the sink tap and wet several of his classmates and his teacher.


Deansy took Zane into the cloakroom and eye-balled him. Zane respectfully held his stare, but the tears came as he was reminded about all the crimes he had committed that day and how disappointed, how really disappointed, his teacher was. When Zane returned red-faced into the classroom, he was comforted by his friends, who put their arms around him.


Once the kids had left for home, Deansy immediately returned to the men’s room. He ran the tap and splashed his face several times before drying it with some paper towels. Looking into the mirror, he saw his strained eyes staring back at him. The water hadn’t washed anything away. His head still hurt and he heaved a sigh about all the endless, bloody endless, work crap.  Worse though, was the feeling that he had made a little boy cry on his birthday. Shit.


Geoff Tracey

Otterburn, Northumbria




‘Where next, fella?’ asked the companion. Marcus had no idea, and it quickly became apparent that both had mistaken each other for the local guide, who for some reason hadn’t shown. Way out on the flats, the ancient path had melted away and the tide had begun to turn. Some standing gulls watched the men from a close distance, displaying wide, fatalistic eyes. Marcus had the sinking feeling they were dead men walking. The panic that rose in his body threatened to drown all his senses in a single wave.


The two walkers had met each other at dawn on The Stairs and had strolled out together without barely a word, onto the hazy, tidal world of oozing mud and bubbling creeks. Both thought each other a backwater kind; the silent type who make you wait to be spoken to. But the guide had probably stayed in bed, accepting no one would be so rash as to traipse out onto the Old Way in such a mist. He had been wrong, of course, and here they were. Oh God, for a guide now!


Before Marcus could even begin to think straight, his companion was trudging back the way they’d come. Marcus was about to follow but stopped himself. A retreat was out of the question; the sea would cut them off long before they hit land. Stop! Stop! He called several times but to no avail. Abandoned, he would have to make it to the island alone.


Marcus spent five long minutes agonising about which direction to follow, before deciding on the one that seemed to point towards the lighthouse. He made a conscious decision not to run, but to pace patiently between the treacherous mud. To hold his nerve like this took all the discipline he could muster. Unfortunately, the further he walked the less sure he was of his passage; the crystalline light made everything indistinguishable. Morning’s mist had cleared but sunlight prismed the mirrored land. Fields of diamonds filled his disorientated vision. Sand became mud became water became sand. Marcus walked an inundated, illusionary route; his footprints disappeared beneath his tread as quickly as he made them.


Eventually, he came on something tangible, a copper-nailed fish kettle. To his horror, he noticed that its open mouth was gaping straight at him and that the island was therefore behind and not in front of him. In his hallucinatory state he had marched towards the sea rather than away from it. At the moment of his realisation, two gulls sailed low overhead, seemingly the size of gods and laughing as they passed.


Marcus threw all caution aside; adrenalin took over. He turned and ran into the Black Ground; but fifteen minutes later the tide, which runs faster than any man can, was already lapping at his mud-caked ankles.


On shore, the guide walked into his garden with a cup of tea; placidly staring out at the high birds and the returning sea, as he had countless times before.


john e.c.

Hull,  East Yorkshire



Dancing Dog, Fighting Boy

Grandfather was master to us both; a stray dog and an orphan. He trained us together, in the same style.


He kept the dog outside, in all weathers, on a short leash. With a cane, he taught it to dance on its hind legs. Once, when the dog showed its teeth, Grandfather pulled its canines. On family occasions, the dog would dance for everyone as they clapped and clapped. Cousin Gristog was always enthralled. He had the dog on its feet, time and time again. Gristog had better teeth than the dog in those days.


I was taught to fight. Grandfather sparred with me on his knees and said this made it fair. I was pinched, poked and slapped into toughness. When I managed to catch him on the face he thumped me back much harder. A bail of straw was hung in the abattoir and I was encouraged to pummel it until my fists turned red. I was taken to Varkgoreg’s farm and Grandfather would laugh as I overpowered one of the sons, even if it meant losing a tooth.

If I lost he took me home and beat me some more.


When, thank God, he died of some well-earned terminal disease, I took steps to free myself and the dog from his influence.


I untied the dog and, with Grandmother’s permission, brought it inside. It tasted meat for the first time and it slept on the end my bed. I walked it by the lake and we swam together in the cool, clean water.


After school I would go to Varkgoreg’s farm and, instead of fighting, the boys and I would go into the woods to climb trees, build dens and light fires. The dog chased rabbits and sniffed a thousand smells. Laikailm taught me the bird names and Natoilan showed me where to find wild herbs, which I collected and put into Grandmother’s soups.


One night the boys came home with me and we took down the straw bail and set fire to it in the yard. We kept the blaze going for ages with any old wooden things we could find, like Grandfather’s collection of clubs and canes. The dog barked at the bonfire, as if it was some fiery beast, and we danced around it, laughing like boys do. That was in the summer before the holiday; before the family came to visit again.


I was up in the woods when they arrived but, as I strolled down the lane on my way home, the first thing I heard coming from the yard was clap, clap, clap. Then, as I clambered over the gate, there was the dog, dancing in the middle of their circle; taunted with a stick by cousin Gristog. Its tongue was lolling; stranded saliva was dripping from it chin; and all sense of sight was absent in its wild eyes.


At that instant, I too lost all vision, and began removing Gristog’s teeth with my well drilled knuckles.


The Baron Aargh!

Newcastle, England


Mourning Lorraine


The remains of a life. Mostly eaten by the sea, I was washed ashore at Danes Dyke. Apparently, I am a female in my forties, and the only distinguishable features remaining are my red hair and a wing, part of a bird tattoo that once spread across my back. The coroner confirmed my death was consistent with a fall from a great height; hence the loss of a wing, I suppose. No one has reported me missing. This means I have no name. So, I am both faceless and nameless. I am just another public health burial, one of thousands each year. Who will care to mourn for me; I who am unknown to the world?


We are your mourners. We read of your arrival in the Bridlington Echo. A Facebook events page was set up to ask for donations and to invite people to the funeral; and so here we are. I am Petra, who has lived alone these past ten years; it is I who gave over my house for your wake. You are most welcome. I am Terrance, the stone mason, who has provided you with a headstone. I carved it in my own time, in the usual solitary hours. It has been a pleasure. And I am Francine, who has created the spray of flowers for your coffin. I love flowers. I made the bouquet for my own wedding, all those years ago. It has been a delight.


Simon the civil celebrant leads us through poetry, prayer and song. The chapel organ plays and our voices raise you up in unison. And here comes Stella, the eulogist from the souvenir shop -not much of a job, but better than climbing the four walls in the home.


‘You may think we never noticed you, but we did. Forgive us, but we often averted our eyes when we passed the benches you sat on. We ignored you in cafes, libraries and when you were at your lowest, in the town doorways. Passing you on the street a hundred times and not even stopping to say, ‘Are you okay. Can we help in anyway?’ Your shock of red hair enflamed our sensibilities and we caged your tattooed bird in our small minds. And so, whether we are with or without a religion, we repent and mourn not just your passing, but your pain.’


We are the brothers from Hargreaves: Signs and Engraving. We come to give you your name. From this day onward you will be remembered as Lorraine. Everyone thinks that’s a good choice and it is agreed.


I thank you for my name. Lorraine, I am called Lorraine. Carve it on my headstone if you get the time, Terrance. And thank you everyone for the wake, the flowers, verse and song. Stella, you were right; everyone passed me by; everyone. But at least you are here today; that’s better than nothing. Now I sing like a bird; mourned at last and known to the world.


Beryl From The Block

Thwing, East Yorkshire

Kreutzer Evening


Returning from the café bar during the interval, Bedad took her seat near the back of the auditorium. The hall was more empty than full. People were dispersed here and there, mostly in couples or alone. There was little conversation, except from the crowd of students belonging to the university’s music department seated somewhere behind her.

Bedad took out the programme again and began to read. Next up was the Kreutzer Sonata by Janáček. She read that Janáček was motivated to write the piece by Tolstoy’s story of the same name. As he wrote the four movements, the composer tried to imagine the despairing, tormented and tragically murdered woman of the novella. Sit back and wait for the laughs, she thought.


In the lull before the musicians returned she spotted three familiar, solitary faces. There was Mrs Newbury, the receptionist from the surgery. Bedad had belonged to the practice for years but had not, in all that time, spoken to her other than on medical matters, usually to beg an appointment. A woman, she presumed, who had many acquaintances but no friends. And there was Mr Dulor, her old French teacher, a widower now. Bedad had re-introduced herself at the last event, but he obviously had no idea who she was. Situated on the front row, she saw the pink lady from the home on the avenue, ignored by the people on either side of her. She got everywhere that one, but was always alone; quite alone.


Bedad returned to the programme and discovered that not only was Janáček stirred by Tolstoy, but that the great writer was inspired in his own time by Beethoven’s Violin Sonata No.9, also known as the Kreutzer Sonata. Beethoven’s piece derived its name from its dedicatee, a French violin virtuoso called Rudolphe Kreutzer. Kreutzer never performed the piece as he thought it unplayable. Not much of a virtuoso then, she supposed.


There was little to hush as the quartet came back onto the stage. Polite clapping ensued as they seated themselves. Bedad re-examined them one at a time. Foppish violin, fidgety violin, haughty viola and the handsome young cellist with big, strong hands. There had been little chemistry between them in the first half and she wondered if any of them were friends or merely had a professional relationship. She would befriend the cellist, anytime. Who wouldn’t?


Just before the music began, Bedad suddenly had a thought about Janáček, Tolstoy and Beethoven. Did they ever meet or at least correspond? With a little effort, she answered her own question. Tolstoy and Beethoven, impossible. Tolstoy and Janáček, probably not. No, not a chance; Czech, Russian, politics etcetera. And then, for some reason, she thought of her husband, at home watching football on the telly. Mr Conversation himself. Like talking to a brick wall.


At that moment she became conscious of the empty seats beside her. But, as the music began, Bedad and the scattered audience turned in their quietude to face The Kreutzer.


Magaret Sprauge de Camp

Conisbrough, South Yorkshire



Gilbert And Sullivan


He played the Mikado, fondled the three little maids behind the sign for Titipu.


Yum Yum bore him twins, never told.


Now he lies bedridden, the attendants deaf to his buzzing.


Twin one eventually appears, then twin two.


Querulous like Katisha, he is on their Koko list.


On the radio Nanki Poo outlines his vocal repertoire.


They castigate him for soiling the bed and his useless member hangs limp in shame.


They do not know he is their father, nor he they are his daughters.


Cruelty has come full circle.


His object sublime.


And truly the punishment fits the crime.



Huddersfield, West Yorkshire


The White Balls

I was thrown out of The Crown on Sunday. The landlord marched me out into the street, but not before he’d wrestled the white ball out of my hands. He shouted some expletives and mentioned something about never wanting to see my stupid, moronic face in the pub ever again. What he didn’t realise was that I already had another white ball in my pocket. Another successful rescue mission, though it hurts me to think of the white ball I had to leave behind.

So many pubs and so many souls to save. It’s become my main focus in life. As soon as I see a white ball getting picked on, punished again, my blood rushes and I’m forced to act. I just grab and go.


Last week I rescued ten white balls without much danger involved. In The Gardener’s Arms two toughies in work clothes chased me into the toilets and one of them bit my fingers. Ouch! In the Blue Bell a forty a day bloke had my neck pinned against the fruit machine with his pool cue. That’s why I had to kick him in the balls, although I am a pacifist at heart. In the Marquis of Granby a big lass called Sheryl tripped me up and then sat on me. I knew she was called Sheryl because that’s what all her lady friends were shouting. Go on Sheryl this and go on Sheryl that. These were the same ladies who poured their drinks on my head.

I’m now barred from entering most drinking establishments in town. I’ve become quite famous. Infamous, even. In fact, bit of a legend. I get called many names but one has stuck: White Ball Wanker. As the barman at the St.John’s yelled at me on Wednesday afternoon, ‘Not today, White Ball Wanker. Out you go, shit head!’ I was called many names by the big lads at school, like ‘Puker Pat, ‘Slick Skin’ or ‘Sperminator Stephens’ but that was them just being cruel as usual. ‘White Ball Wanker’ actually means something. It recognizes the service I am doing for the oppressed, the constantly beaten white balls. ‘Shit head’ isn’t very pleasant though, I must say.

I keep the balls under my bed. All cleaned and polished in old shoe boxes with soft tissue. You might think they all look the same but no, they come in many different sizes and shades of white. They are all individuals. I have eleven boxes but there is room for more. Some I have given names to like Justin, Fabian and Blandina.

When PC Lyons came round to warn me about my behaviour and that it was getting out of hand and that it might land me in court again, I promised to stop going around the town pubs. And I will. But there is out of town, of course. Look out The Plough, The Fox and Hounds and The Harvesters’ Arms!  Here come I, the White Ball Wanker!

Theo Curtz

Castleford, West Yorkshire

The Shining Kids


Okay, I’m obsessed. I’ve seen The Shining one hundred and thirty-seven times and a half. Mother once screamed, just as Jack was turning, so I put the movie on pause and went upstairs to calm her, but when I got back down I realised it had been over an hour, so I watched the movie again from the start. Marv invented the one hour rule. Marv is my best friend. We’ve met each other five times at the clinic and text each other all the time but not on Fridays, that’s another one of his rules. That was on July 24th this year, which is only four days before Kubrick’s birthdate. He directed The Shining but is actually dead now. He died of Myocardial infarction which is a heart attack. I checked that out on Wikipedia which is on the Internet and can tell you most anything you’ll ever need to know.

Marv has watched The Shining even more times than me. Two hundred and sixteen and three-quarter viewings. It upsets Marv a lot that he hasn’t got a rounded number. It happened on Halloween last year when some idiots were banging on his window and shouting, ‘Come out freak! Come out freak!’ Marv chased them around the block and then had an asthma attack. That took over an hour so he had to begin the movie again. In the movie, Jack chases Danny around the maze in the snow with the intention of murdering him, but Danny escapes and Jack dies, probably of hypothermia, not hyperthermia, which is sort of the opposite. Check it out on Wikipedia.

Marv has this theory about the maze. He says it represents the labyrinth in the Greek myth of Theseus and the Minotaur, and that Jack clearly looks just like a Minotaur should. And all this is somehow linked to Stanley filming the faked moon landings. Stanley was Kubrick’s first name and mother says Marv talks utter, total crap.

Marv says he got these ideas from a documentary called Room 237 which is all about The Shining and what it really means. He has watched the documentary fifty-six times without interruptions. I have only watched it nineteen times because I don’t care for it too much. I mean, Jack looks like the Minotaur in all his movies and, more importantly, the moon landings really did take place. For instance, in Kubrick’s 2001: A space Odyssey [161 minutes premier, 142 minutes theatrical] the monolith is actually discovered on the moon by humans and it hurts their ears.  Even though the last part of the movie is so weird, I have watched 2001: A Space Odyssey eighty-nine times all the way through, but I prefer The Shining because it has Shelley Duvall in it, who is my favorite woman. Her other name is Wendy Torrance and she is married to Jack Torrance and is Danny’s mother. She really cares for Danny. She is not like my mother who is more like Jack.

Bella Burgos

Pawtucket, Rhode Island, USA




Lord Of The Dogflies

The dog has been a faithful hound but is a barker, especially at night. It will not shut up even when beaten. Yap, yap, yap! So, one morning in June, Redever takes the dog into the woods just behind the farmhouse and shoots it. With his boots, he rolls the dog over into a patch of nettles and goes home for his bacon. When his wife asks him where the dog is, he simply mutters, ‘Got shut!’

In the weeks that follow, the dog begins to rot quite rapidly. Bluebottles soon arrive and lay their eggs. In not many weeks the maggots have eaten the inside of the carcass clean. Retiring to pupate, they soon emerge on the wing.

Some fly skyward, only to be eaten by swallows and swifts. Others, attracted by the pungency of the pond, feed the frogs and newts. More than a few find themselves decapitated by devouring wasps. The body count is high but many survive to mate and lay eggs in decomposing flesh and vegetable matter. July is hot, nectar abundant and the flies go forth and multiply and multiply.

Legions of bluebottles follow the pheromone trails to the farmyard. A neglected barn provides them with rich pickings: remnants of animal droppings, debris in the corners of feeding troughs, wet bedding and damp hay beneath mangers. Manure piled high near the side of the farmhouse bring them closer to the kitchen. As do the corpses of poisoned rats putrefying in the gutters.

Once inside the house the flies take advantage of the uncovered food. They lay eggs on joints of cooked hams and chicken fillets. Contaminating half-eaten sandwiches with pathogens from the oesophagus, the flies transmit bacteria living inside their digestive systems onto the remnants of cheese. Bluebottle eggs and faeces are the coating to the human diet. But what bothers Redever and his wife the most is the threat posed to their peace.

How can any farmer take his afternoon nap or watch ‘Countryfile’ on the telly with flies dive-bombing here, there and everywhere? And how can a farmer’s wife expect to enjoy her morning cocktails and evening gins with those bloody things taking off and landing like its bleedin’ Humberside airport?

They decide to get shut. Reverting to tried and trusted methods, they make vinegar traps using old whiskey bottles and scatter camphor and orange peel around the house, but the flies keep coming. Sometimes Redever drags himself off his armchair and begins swatting them with yellowed editions of ‘Farmers Weekly’ or ‘The Smallholder’. This is exhausting work and he quickly has to lie down.

Even in the bedroom there is no escape. At night they close the door and windows, clobber any unwelcomed visitors and try to sleep, but it is now August and mafting. Even when Redever manages to drift off, he sweats profusely, thrashes about and is constantly woken by nightmares of flies with dogs’ heads, barking and buzzing, barking and buzzing. ‘Get shut!’ he wakes to cry.

john e.c.

Hull, East Yorkshire




Into The Desert

She unties the rope from around the cloth bag and out spills the desert onto the classroom floor. Shaping the sand with her hands, she becomes the architect of a dry, barren landscape. They are told it is a shifting, dangerous place where death can easily follow thirst. The circle of sitting children lean in. Fix their searching eyes on a million grains of sand. Her voice is a soft breeze and they are the still desert rocks its solitary breath blows around.

Out come her props. The cities of Ur and Haran are unpolished wooden cubes. Two pieces of yarn, one blue and one white, make The Euphrates. Sarai and Abram are small, faceless figures, carved as though from the sand-blasted oaks of Mamre. Three pebbles each mark the altars made by Abram at Shechem and Bethel. The presence of God is her two hands held together directly over Sarai and Abram. He comes nearer than they might have imagined. He does this in several places and she makes it clear to the seven year olds, that wherever Sarai and Abram are in the desert, God is there also. Some children look up at the ceiling, noticing for the first time its white tiles.

Eventually the classroom disappears. There is no world outside the circle of bottoms on the floor. All eyes and ears are in Hebron, tuned to the laughter of Abraham and Sarah, who have had their names changed. God has told them they will have a great family, the members of which will be as many as there are stars in the sky and grains of sand in the desert. They laugh disbelievingly at having children so late in life but then a son is born whom they call Isaac and Isaac means laughter. But then Sarah dies and is buried near trees, in a cave outside Hebron. Abraham dies too, after helping Isaac find a wife. He is buried with Sarah. He was full of years, she explains, then pauses the story. She allows death the time to drift slowly across the endless horizon. Some children stare at the floor. Most avoid eye contact with each other. Several gaze into the desert, wondering what God will make happen next.

She tells the children that Isaac married someone called Rebekah. They had children and their children had children, and this went on for thousands of years until their mothers and fathers had them. She scoops up a handful of sand and gently lets it trickle through her fingers back down onto the desert floor. In the quietest voice possible, she tells them that they are all part of that great family which has become as many as the stars in the sky and the grains of sand in the desert; just as God had promised Abraham and Sarah all those years ago.

When she stops speaking, speechlessness reigns. Not a murmur. Thousands of years of silence, deafening in the ears of the young.

Germaine Mansfield

Pardoo, Western Australia




House Of The Brothers

The alarm rings at five o’clock. Before breakfast they wash because cleanliness is next to Godliness. They do not shave this morning. Today is Tuesday and they do not shave on a Tuesday. The brothers dress identically: black shoes, trousers and tie; white underpants, vest and shirt; grey socks and pullover. Bernard has one slice of bread and butter and tea without milk or sugar. Anthony has the same. Anthony washes the plates and knives and Bernard dries them with the tea towel. Bernard opens the cupboard and Anthony puts everything away.

This morning they have several tasks to complete. Firstly, they check all the mail that has arrived in the previous seven days. They take turns in reading the details of a bank statement, a gas bill, a leaflet from Oxfam and a notice about a change in bin collection days. Secondly, they assess the weekly grocery list: white bread, butter, tea, eggs, salt, cheese, potatoes, carrots and a turnip. They have a surplus of fifteen tea bags and so tea is crossed off the list. There is also a sock to mend. Anthony threads the needle and spreads the sock which Bernard sows.

When this is complete they sit in silence in the front room. Above the fireplace is mother’s sampler, which reads, ‘The Greatest Foe To Any Army Is Indiscipline.’ Father’s photograph watches them from the mantelpiece. Together with his medals and drill cane, these artefacts help the brothers to focus their minds in their hour of meditation


For lunch Bernard has a boiled egg with salt. Anthony has the same and they share one slice of toast with butter. The only time they speak is to say ‘please’ or ‘thank you’. They always use manners because manners maketh the man.

In the afternoon they continue their labours. Today is Tuesday and this is the day when they dust and polish their parents’ bedroom. The bedding is changed. Bernard strips the pillows and Anthony the sheets. Together they remake the bed in the reverse order. Another of father’s photographs on the bedside table is turned inwards, as if to inspect their efforts.

After re-setting the mouse traps, ironing towels, polishing shoes and preparing the soup, they retire to continue their daily study. Father’s collection of Oxford World’s Classics fill an entire bookcase in the back room. They each put on their spectacles and pull out ‘Great Expectations’. Bernard reads a page and then its Anthony’s turn. The appearance of Abel Magwitch brings knowing glances from the brothers.

At supper they allow themselves a rare treat. They have pepper with the soup. So as not to over indulge, Bernard sprinkles the pepper sparingly onto Anthony’s soup and visa-versa.

After washing again they prepare themselves for bed. In identical pyjamas they kneel by their beds and say in unison the family prayer. The alarm clock is set for five o’clock. It is still light behind the curtains but early to bed is early to rise.

Geoff Tracey

Otterburn, Northumbria




The Photograph


The quiet of an empty house. The ticking of a clock from another room. Fine grains of dust suspended in a single shaft of sunlight. A photograph on the mantelpiece. A man, wife and three daughters. Moustache, petticoats and brooches. Captured in their Sunday best. Scrubbed to an inch of their lives.

The youngest daughter leaps out of the photograph and onto the mantelpiece. Jumps down onto the hearth, bounces across the room and heads out of the house through the scullery door. Outside the yard are other children. There’s Walt and Gertie, Rosie and Beryl. And also Peter, sitting atop the wall. You took your time, he says. I’m here now, though, she says. What shall we play? They play leapfrog, hopscotch and marbles. And after skipping its hide and seek. Peter hides himself well. She looks and looks, even when the others give up, but cannot find him.

The middle daughter squeezes past her mother and elder sister. Steps wearily into the parlour. Sits herself on father’s armchair. It’s not allowed, but he’s not around to scold her. How should she occupy her time? Maybe the needlework; a sampler with a garland of roses, carnations and violets. Reading perhaps: ‘Three Weeks’ by Elinor Glyn. Or a diary entry, but about what? Waiting? If only he would come, and soon. Hoping against hope that all that talk of signing up on Station Road is bluff. When the rat-a-tat-tat comes she leaps expectantly to the door, but it is only boys playing Knocking Down Ginger. She stands on the step, staring up the street empty of men.

Mother and eldest daughter slowly make their way out of the photograph. They turn to look forlornly at father; closely examining the only image of him left to them. Never did he look more handsome than on that day in August when they visited the studio in town and later went for a last picnic by The Nidd. Immaculate in that uniformed pride. They brew up some tea and, when Celia makes herself scarce, they open the bureau and bring out his letters. Re-read them once more. His hand having become increasingly less steady. The last one over a month ago. Gallipoli, where was that? Could have been on the moon, for all they knew. They had taken down the encyclopaedias to find out. Now they hold hands across the table. What shall we pray for, mother? Another letter from your father, she says.

Father refuses to move from his position in the photograph. Is more than happy to remain in the past. The last man standing on that last beautiful afternoon. Unblinking, his camera eyes focus straight ahead into the future: bayonet charges, hopping bullets, heavy shrapnel, Bert and Frank identifiable only by their name discs, makeshift crosses and leave cancelled indefinitely. And then he widens his eyes still further, for somewhere, beyond the blur of cordite, flying earth and smoke is a Turkish sniper framing another kind of shot.

Thelma Littler


Witheridge, Devon




The Migrants


She leaves him one Friday morning whilst he’s at work. Carrying her life in a handbag and a small suitcase, she catches the number 37 bus outside the labour exchange. Up it rattles along the north road. Meets her sister in Barnsley. He comes home drunk from The Empire and collapses into bed. Doesn’t realise she is gone until Saturday lunchtime when he calls for his mug of tea.

She lives with her sister and husband for a short while until his grumblings force her out. Lodges with a landlady who takes every opportunity to look down her nose. Gets a job in the canteen at a factory and goes dancing with the girls at the weekend. Arnold has quick feet and a regular income. Seventeen years and three kids later they are still wed. He doesn’t drink but she wishes he sometimes would. Arnold and the eldest son battle endlessly for supremacy. The boy leaves home on his sixteenth birthday. Tells them there is a job for him in Leeds.

Spending his days servicing Triumph, Norton and BSA bikes and bragging of greasing his hands with the girls in the office. He settles on Eileen, who won’t let go, now that he’s come sniffing.  Renting a back-to-back in Harehills, the remnant of their wages go on the horses, football coupons, cigs and beer. They happily settle into weekends of screaming matches after nights out at the Pig and Whistle. He takes off in anger late one Saturday night on a borrowed T90 and ends up under a lorry on Roundhay Road. After the funeral, she goes home to Middlesbrough with her parents, and remains there once the twins are born.

They are the first in the family to be called Karen and Jaqueline. Karen is the eldest by six minutes and is the stronger of the two. She fights for her sister in the playground and keeps on fighting into adult life. One husband down, then another, before controlling the third. His compo from ICI, along with income support, bring in the necessary dosh. Fags, food on the table, clothes for the kids and days out in Redcar.

Two generations pass on the same street. Then the government gets tough. Gives a family one benefit whilst taking back another. Curtis finds himself out on his ear. A cousin in Whitby offers him some seasonal work at the Dracula Experience. Once there, he takes a shine to his cousin’s girlfriend. They obsess on Face Time. Vape together whenever there’s a chance. Come October, they elope to her dad’s house in Hull. Hibernate for the winter down Holderness Road. Her dad is ex-KR and stares at Curtis a lot. April comes and he’s on the road again. This time alone. He has relatives in South Yorkshire whom he remembers from weddings and funerals. Seemed like good sorts. Decides to try them out.

Curtis hitches a lift near to Wakefield then another into Barnsley. Catches the number 37 heading south.

Craig Sumner

Middlesbrough, Teeside

Three Daughters, Three Gifts

The prodigal, nightmare daughter all parents dread, that’s me. Lipstick, lads and late nights out. And yes, the attitude. Defeated, Father side-stepped me like a zoo keeper might a caged lion. He thought it best to communicate through Mother, whose nerves I devoured, lion-like. I gave her what I could: ignoring curfews, starvation diets, dropping out of sixth-form, leaving my bedroom in a permanent filthy state, despite her best efforts. Oh and the fags and drugs, of course. Casting her out of my Garden of Eden, I un-friended her on Facebook. Voila! However, on the day I left for the squat she was still there with advice I didn’t want to hear, hugs I could barely stand, and tears I nearly laughed at. The gift? An envelope stuffed with pathetic origami birds. Tiny, self-made. Disgusted, I threw them out of my new window the same afternoon. Three years later, I found the crumpled survivor in an inside pocket which guided my flight back home. 


I am the daughter who stayed at home and hid in her bedroom, dreaming her young life away. Videos and more videos. Replaying ‘Ghost’ a hundred times and wishing I could replace the spectral kiss given to Demi Moore with my own living lips.  Imagining again and again our calm, interlocking fingers upon the spinning potter’s clay. Hand in hand, crafting something close to perfection.  My first real crush was on Eva, a student babysitter. Cuddled together, she read us ‘The Secret Garden’ in her soft, polished voice. But she betrayed my secret letter and gave it to Father. Eva was replaced by Mrs Baines and Father stayed in full denial for years, even until the day I came out with Maisy by my side. As usual, Mother evaded his silence and presented us with a pair of homespun friendship bracelets. I’ve had them ready for a while, she said. In a steady hand she’d carved our names in the wood. Mine and Maisy’s. Dearest, lovely Maisy.


Fearing a repeat of my sisters’ debauched adolescence, I was encouraged to attend Sunday school at Our Lady of Sorrows. A little bit of God might just keep me from the devil’s door was Father’s thinking. However, he never reckoned on my fervour. Not for me the nominal, half-hearted response to Faith. No, mine was filled with contrition, confession, prayer and devotion. At sixteen I secretly named myself Chastity and what my sisters wasted on their lust, I gave to Christ. Body, heart and soul. My Father gave me up as a lost cause, as the lapsed are apt to do. Sarcastically, he told me I should pray a novena to St. Jude, Patron Saint of Hopeless Cases. Of course, Mother came in from a different angle. From some of her old necklaces she created a rainbow rosary, which she gave to me for my confirmation. Holy Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen.

Jools Belfitt

Langho, Lancashire




Fir, aspen, cedar, ash;

Forget-me-not static caravans.

‘It’s a nice community. Like the old days.’

‘Everyone knows everyone. We often have day trips together. Twice a year, there is a coach holiday. Can’t remember them on one, though.’

‘Their blinds were always closed. Even on a sunny day like this.’

Toothbrushes, toothpaste? Check.

Flannel, soap? Check.

Mother? Check.

Father? Check.

‘I made a point of saying hello but nothing came back.

It was like talking to yourself.’

‘They shopped in the evening. Walked into town and back.

Five miles each way! Never caught the bus.’

‘Me and the Serg were gobsmacked. Like stepping back in time.

No telly, a wireless, two chairs and passports from the 1970s with blue covers.’

Family snap: Chester 1968. That’s you with Dad.

No, I think it’s you. Look, short trousers.

True. Tuck it in the rucksack behind my tablets, will you?

‘All four were beautiful. Looked like each other. Small people, tiny.

He was a heart throb at school. A miniature David Cassidy.

She was gorgeous. Thirteen going on eighteen. Big eyelashes.’

Ankylosing spondylitis. Incapacity benefits reassessed.

‘I prescribed anti-depressants but they wouldn’t take them.

Recommended Citizen’s Advice for their money problems.

Don’t know if they went.’

‘Close, very close. I wasn’t surprised they never had a boyfriend or girlfriend.

Their mother was their life. It’s been two years now, I think.’

Door locked? Yes. Could go tomorrow.

No, it’s not so bad at the mo. Let’s go.

London: £200 withdrawn on Euston Road.

Receipt for paracetamols and plasters from Boots.

Two single tickets to Dover, please.

Boxing Day: beer, brandy and & 7 Up from a corner shop.

No hotel records. CCTV: use of public toilets.

Sleeping where, how? Back to back, on a bench, beneath a bush?

‘The weather that day was variable. Sun, wind, rain; the lot.’

I wonder which one of us took this one?

They loved the Waltzer.

Not us though!

No, too fast!

‘Perhaps they were taking their parents for a Christmas walk? Perhaps.’

‘Suicide, that was the first thing out of my lips, wasn’t it Bill?’

‘Well, I don’t think they came to Dover to take their lives.

The cliffs are notorious there. I think they fell.’

Hold tight now, hold tight!

I am. Your hands are cold. Stop, let me rub them warm.

Thank you.

National Trust Centre signs: ‘What brings you here today?’ and ‘Why are the white cliffs so special?’

This is the highest point. Stay close everyone. Stay close.

Bodies discovered on New Year’s Day.

Open verdict:

‘I just have to present the facts, what we know, the evidence.

The evidence does not disclose to the required standard of proof

whether there was an intention by them to take their own lives

or if it was indeed simply a tragic accident.’

Cremation: 21st April, Folkestone, Kent.

Publicly funded. Only strangers in attendance.

Four sets of ashes in the garden of remembrance.


In the UK, Samaritans can be contacted free on 116 123


Melvin Franks

Dymchurch, Kent


Scratch, Scratch, Scratch

I was relentlessly teased at work about my face. All the techies in the lab were at it. It was get rid of that cat or stop beating the bishop in the brambles, that sort of stuff. Couldn’t blame them though, there was hardly a day went past when I didn’t have another scratch or two to add to my collection.

Timmy, one of my weekend gaming mates, put it down to the bedroom ferocity of my partner, Lu.  Once had a girl like that, he said, but with her it was all teeth, not nails. If only, I said. Lu, by the way, did have long, sharp nails. Once a neutral colour, she had begun to paint them yellow or red to match her new hair-do and sports gear.

I became so worried about the scratching that I asked my friend Bradley to set up an infra-red motion camera in the bedroom. Bradley and I spent most weekday evenings building our robot and he was really cool with lenses and the like. Sure enough, there was plenty of footage of me tossing and turning most nights and attacking my face with my own hands. There was also quite a lot of footage of Lu, spending hours tapping away on her phone. Probably Facebook, I thought. I apologised for keeping her awake but she said there was no need, as she was sleeping straight through.

To put a stop to it, I decided to order some anti-scratch mittens, the type that eczema sufferers sometimes resort to. Unfortunately, because of my agitated state, my hands over-heated and repeatedly woke me up. Now I was losing sleep, so I came up with Plan B. I found a pair of handcuffs in the loft, which Lu and I used back in the day. She began to attach me to the head of the bed before leaving the house. It was at this time that she began to go the gym late in the evening. As she explained, all the exercise helped her to relax when I was thrashing around. A no brainer, I agreed. She even had a friend to go with, as I could always hear a car pulling up on the drive. When I asked her what her name was, Lu told me it was Viv.

Thankfully, the scratching stopped, but instead I began kicking and shouting. Lu told me I was always telling myself to wake up. Either ‘Wake up! Wake up!’ or ‘Wake up and see!’ Not only this, but I also ended up kicking Lu hard in the back one evening. That was in May, just about a month before she left me for Vivian.

The work-place psych, Ben, who’s a paint-balling hero, I can tell you, later told me my scratching symptoms were probably a result of my disturbed subconscious expressing its knowledge of Lu’s infidelity. Well, whatever. At least the scratching has stopped and my face is now as smooth as a robot’s.

Dexter Lumley

Saxmundham, Suffolk

Patches On His Jacket


My patch reads ‘MALC GATES 1948 – 2011’. You’ll find me just above ‘LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES’ and left of ‘RIDE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT’. I first rode with Jed in sixty-nine. A gang of us met up at the lido in Scarborough and headed west. Leeds, Burnley, Wrexham, Porthmadog and hitting the sea at Aberdaron. Jed has an old photo of us on the promenade. Leathers and loose hair, posing with our first bikes; mine a 1968 Norton Commando and he the BSA A10 Golden Flash. That was his first and only real love. He never really got over her. When he wrote her off in seventy-five, somewhere along the Cat and Fiddle, I was among those who helped to mend his broken heart. He rode behind me for a while until his leg and vision got better. I’m talking about Jed because it’s his jacket and that’s where I’m remembered.


‘Daz Wright 1951-2013’, that’s me. Right in the middle between ‘BIKESEXUAL’ and ‘DOES THIS BIKE MAKE MY ARSE LOOK FAST?’ I married Gail and Jed married Leslie at the same ceremony at Holy Apostles C of E.. Malc and Babe were the best men, of course. The six of us took our honeymoon along the south coast.  Hastings, Dungeness, Bognor Regis, Poole and so on. Back and forth along those sweet, southern roads, living the dream. Bumped into some old mods in a café in Brighton. Thought we might have to fight our way out. Ended up having a crazy golf competition instead. Great laughs. That was in seventy-three, I think. We both lost the girls somewhere along the road. I mean, divorce and all that. But we kept the bikes and rode on together. All those years, the four of us, until Malc got the Big C. Took his body, the fat git, all the way to Crosskirk Bay in a side car. Burned it at midnight. Yeah, a funeral pyre. Amazing. When I croaked a year later, they just buried my parts in the graveyard. Bastards.


Typical, I’m on the bottom. I suppose there wasn’t much space left by the time I spun off this mortal coil. I’m ‘BABE FOLDS 1955-2018’. Yes, in the corner underneath ‘SEE THE WORLD SOONER, NOW’ and ‘BIKERS DON’T GO GREY, THEY TURN CHROME’. I was the youngest in the gang by five months and they never let me forget it. The target for most of their jokes. How would you like ‘Babe’? My real name is Craig. I mean, was. Treat me like shit. Forever taking the piss out of my Yamaha. Just because I moved with the times.  Big bunch of old fogeys. The Wheezy Riders, indeed. Family, though. Brothers. Better than any brother, actually. Have you met our kid? Twat. Anyway, less of the small talk. The bike’s clean, the tank is full and Jed has his jacket on. Tonight the brothers ride! Remember, ‘FOUR WHEELS MOVE THE BODY, TWO WHEELS MOVE THE SOUL’.

Kid Spent

Scarborough, North Yorkshire

Two School Colleagues

When Jack the Head slipped on some ice in the playground one Friday morning and nearly broke his crown on a bike stand, it was left to Greer and Evelyn to sort the situation. Instead of ringing for an ambulance, which would have taken ages to get from Hull Royal, they bundled him into Greer’s car and headed down the treacherous back roads, straight for A&E.

As Greer put her foot to the pedal, Evelyn held Jack steady in the backseat and gave him some TLC. This was as close as the two women had sat in the three years they had worked together. Usually, they kept a cool, diplomatic distance. Evelyn, the deputy, thought Greer a back-biting naysayer with teeth it was hard to look at. And Greer, the English lead, judged Evelyn to be a self-important, grade-A arse licker with a laugh a horse would be ashamed of. Their aversion to each other didn’t go unnoticed. As SENCO Sal enjoyed saying, ‘They wouldn’t warm to each other even in the same coffin.’

They arrived at the hospital only to find Jack’s wife and daughter already waiting. Obviously, the office had rung to inform them. After the fuss, they were thanked for their efforts and then Jack and family disappeared through the double doors with hospital staff. They suddenly found themselves in limbo, together but alone in admissions.

After what seemed like an age, Evelyn asked, ‘Coffee?’ Greer replied, ‘Tea for me, but yes, I’m gagging.’ There was a machine in the corridor and Evelyn was the one with any change. They sat in stillness near a big window. Eventually, Evelyn piped up, ‘D’you think Jack will be alright?’ ‘Course he will,’ replied Greer. ‘Might have knocked some sense into him as well.’ Evelyn smiled. ‘Did you see him slip?’ she asked. ‘Yeah,’ said Greer, ‘went down like a sack of spuds. That stand rang out like the school bell!’ Evelyn laughed this time. Here comes the horse, thought Greer, but considered it a nice laugh when directed at her own attempted humour. They sat a while longer, staring out of the window at the new rain, which was beginning to melt the ice. ‘Is your coffee as shite as my tea?’ asked Greer. ‘Double shite, I should think,’ said Evelyn. ‘Shall we head back?’

The shift in the weather made it an easier drive back to school. Greer felt relaxed at the wheel and Evelyn, as front passenger, saw details in the landscape she hadn’t noticed before. Between them, they struck up a gossipy conversation that wasn’t too mean, but still had bite. The office came under fire for officiousness, as did the Nursery staff, who behaved more like a secret society than even the dinner ladies. Most of their venom, though, was directed at their common enemy, SENCO Sal. Shit stirrer par excellence? Oh yes! This satisfying chatter only stopped when they arrived back at school, but when Monday came it resumed in earnest.

Sally Furness

Cottingham, East Yorkshire

Just Trespassing Through


It’s Saturday and he’s promised to go to town with me. I see he’s made an effort, best tweed jacket, newest shoes and all.  Makes a pleasant change to see him in something other than wellies and a boiler suit. He’s even combed his hair, bless him.

We’re in the Rover, just pulling out of the yard when he brings it to a sudden jolt. He mumbles some expletives and mutters something about God giving him strength. Then he’s out of the car and standing there with his legs apart and arms crossed, staring at two men and a small dog walking towards us. His chin is up in the air, just like when he’s lecturing us about socialism this and socialism that.

The two men come closer and give us a cheerful good morning. Unfortunately, they don’t get one back. Winding down my window, I hear him say, in his thickest voice, ‘Do you know this is private land?’ I’ve heard him say this before a number of times. It’s a catchphrase of his, like, ‘You’re talking Corbynite crap’. Before they get the chance to answer he’s off again. ‘This isn’t the estate, y’know.  Every bloody week there’s some of you buggers roaming over this place like you own it! I’m sure you lot don’t know what trespassing means!’ His face has quickly become flushed and his nose, which is always red, is starting to glow. I’ve warned him about the whiskey and his blood pressure, but he won’t have it.

The men don’t seem too bothered about this alpha male display. They slowly turn to each other and grin. One of them says, ‘Fine motor, mister. New model, eh? Y’know, I called my last dog Rover!’ Meanwhile, the little dog begins to have a piddle against the front tyre. He steps back to avoid his brogues getting splashed. The one with the cheekiest grin comes around to my side, gives me eye contact and says, ‘Hello missus. Going anywhere nice?’ I have to smile and tell him, ‘York’. Knowingly, he asks, ‘Lunch at Betty’s, is it?’ I nod and he winks. I notice he has green eyes, a dimple and a good set of teeth.

By this time, tipping point has been reached. All those big hand gestures he’s practised. ‘Do I have to call the police, or are you two charmers going to turn back and leave the way you came?’ Again, they keep their cool, bypass the car and head towards the paddock. Cheeky shouts, ‘999, Old Bean. That’s the number!’ They don’t even turn their heads to see if he’s coming after them, which he isn’t.

Back in the car its bloody chavs this and bloody chavs that and some other choice vocabulary. I look through the mirror and see their strong frames already heading down the lane, the dog’s tail high and erect. Then he crunches the gears and we’re off to York and lunch at Betty’s, bless him.

L. Wagstaff

Pontefract, West Yorkshire

Cathy, Kath, Tim or Tom?


My wife Kath works at the hospice and that’s where I met Tom, one of the inmates. I was off sick for some reason. I knew I had to phone Tim at personnel but decided to join Kath for lunch instead. That’s right. She was out but I got talking to Tom about this and that. He liked to chat but I had some difficulty understanding everything he tried to tell me. His speech seemed to be breathy, slow and slurred. Several times I had to ask him to say the same thing again, so he did. He leaned his head close to mine and repeated the words so that my ears buzzed a little.

At home Kath said she was sorry she’d missed me but was interested in what Tom had had to say. Tom at personnel? I asked. No, Tom at the hospice, she said. I said he’d told me about his ex-girlfriend Cathy, his passion for motorbikes and about the crash which had caused his brain injury. Kath said he hadn’t crashed any bike but had thrown himself off the south cliff after his girlfriend had died from cancer. Don’t worry, Kath said, he suffers from dysarthria, you probably misheard him. You’ve done well to understand anything at all. However, I was as sure as I can be that I’d heard him right.

The next day I went back to the hospice following the same route or thereabouts. Cathy, I mean Kath, wasn’t there again, but Tim was. He was eager to tell me all about the bikes he’d owned: Suzukis, Yamahas and Kawasakis. He mentioned some more but I’m not into bikes so I can’t really remember them. I like walking. I’ve walked up lots of hills, y’know. He said he’d raced them all up the north roads, usually with Kath on the back. Then he told me how he’d met the blind corner on the way into Whitby to pick her up and bang, that was that. Where is Kath now? I asked. He said Cathy is living in Liverpool with a Honda freak. Who’d want a cripple like this, eh?

Later, when I told Kath, yes Kath, she smiled and said no, he had definitely jumped off the south cliff and he didn’t mean Liverpool but probably Larpool. Larpool? I asked. Larpool Lane, where she’s buried, Cathy explained. Tom was leading you on, she said. Tom at personnel? I said.

Today is Friday or one of the other days. Earlier, I climbed the steps up to the abbey to see if I could find a headstone with Kath’s name on it, but I only found some old graves. Either Tim or my wife are lying to me. I decided to go to the hospice and confront them but somehow or other I’ve found myself back at home instead. I know, let me make that phone call. Tom at personnel will know. Now where, oh where, is that number?

Kid Spent

Scarborough, North Yorkshire

Adult Uncle

I was heading home when I caught sight of him, turning the corner at St. Mary’s church. I might have waved but he had his head and eyes to the ground. He wasn’t usually the stooping sort, just short. As for his hands, they weren’t at his sides but with the palms facing backwards. And his arms weren’t swinging, even though he was walking at a good pace. His body was rocking between them, like a playground swing. All told, he had the appearance of a little ape man. An ape man with a stub burning between his fingers. I didn’t know he was a smoker until then.


I stopped the bike and watched him disappear around the back of Church Street. What was he doing down there? He and Aunty Jean lived up and across the hill near The Comprehensive. We never went there though; Mum wasn’t keen; thought he’d made a mistake. He came to us; Sunday morning, usually.

Curious, I turned the bike around, crossed the main road and peddled slowly after him. I caught up with him on Palmer’s Avenue, heading down to the beck. Still crouched, he took a last drag of the fag and flicked it at a van. I kept a low profile on the road, zig-zagging between the parked cars. I was getting dangerously close and thought I might give up but I sneaked on. Kicking open the gate to the allotments, he made his way through. Daring not to follow him further on the bike, I stopped, dropped to my knees and watched him through the bars. He kept his head straight, pace equal and ignored the geese, the Alsatian and the old man who gave a friendly greeting. Once he’d gotten through I abandoned the bike and made my own way past the animals; nervously, even though they were fenced in. The old man also caught sight of me. ‘Morning Mister. Just catching my uncle up!’ I said. ‘Then teach him some manners, young ‘un!’ he said.


By the time I’d passed through, he was standing on the beck-side, picking up pieces of old brick. I quietly crept behind two upright plastic barrels and peeked out. Rising to his full height, he started throwing the missiles across the water at a split hawthorn tree. Each time he lobbed one across he cried, ‘Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!’ I knew the word, we had a mongrel at home called Lady; but I knew he didn’t have dogs in mind.

Of course, I found all this very upsetting. One part of me wanted to quickly run back to my bike, but the other wanted to go over to him and offer kind words and a hug. Uncle was a good one for hugs.  However, I knew I couldn’t do anything for him. I decided to make a move backwards but had no confidence in it. I was stuck. I had gone through the gates and was trapped with this adult, my uncle.

Tyrone Smith

South Elmsall, West Yorkshire

Clive Talkin’

Big Eric told Clive that on no account could he have a rescue dog in his room. But Clive whined for so long that in the end he was sure Eric had stopped saying no.

‘Where’s the dog place?’ Big Eric asked. ‘Bankside.’

‘Bankside, you sure?’ ‘Yeah, near the boats.’

‘Mmm, and how much?’ ‘Free to a good home, they said.’

‘Mmm,’ said Big Eric. Mmm, but not no.

That’s how Pal came to be at the Sanctuary.

Clive had walked from The Centre each evening, crossing Wilmington Bridge and then following the river along Wincomlee onto Bankside. As soon as he neared the mooring the dog would always begin barking and would noisily follow him along the other side of the fence. One night Clive stopped and neared the fence. He called to the dog, “What’s up Pal, eh?” This stopped the dog in its tracks. It came closer, drooped its tail and began whimpering.  “I’m lonely, Clive. I’m the loneliest dog in the world. I’m so, so lonely!” This is what Clive heard and it made him very sad. He walked home with tears in his eyes. The next evening Clive was told the same thing. “I have no one, Clive. No one.” Clive believed him. Clive knew a lot about liars and lying and when he looked into the Pal’s big, moist eyes he knew he was telling the truth.

It only took a couple of days for Clive and Pal to become the closest of friends. It was all conversation to begin with, but then they realised that if Clive reached his arm through the small gap in the fence, and Pal stood on his hind legs with his front paws on some coiled rope, they could have physical contact. Clive was able to stroke Pal’s head and gently scratch behind his ears while Pal licked Clive’s fingers and rubbed his wet nose along his arm.  It was heaven. ‘I’ve waited all my life for this, Clive!’ said Pal. Clive, fully understanding, replied, “Me too Pal, me too!” Clive began to stay with Pal. They talked for hours, usually until it was Pal’s nap time. It wasn’t as if there was anyone waiting up for him back in his room. Sometimes Pal woke up, and finding Clive gone, would howl long and loud. Clive heard him one night before he reached The Sanctuary and howled back, ‘Don’t worry Pal, Clive’s coming!’

The cable shears which Clive had lifted from The Centre did the job nice and quickly. In less than five minutes Clive had made a hole in the fence, big enough for Pal to crawl through. Pal moaned excitedly and spun around and around.  “C’mon Pal, that’s it, out you come!” The dog came eagerly. Clive lifted him up into his arms and sprinted down Bankside. Pal beat his tail and repeatedly licked Clive’s face. ‘Thank you,” said Pal, “thank you so much! I love you!’ ‘Sshhh’, said Clive, ‘they’ll hear you talking.’

Stephen Swiller

Hull, East Yorkshire

Falstaff 37,  England

john e.c.

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